I blame all of you.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/23/2018 at 00:18 • Filed to: Nonsatiation

You rat bastards and all your fancy new car-buyin’s. The guy in Or-Ree-gone with the T100 has already lowered his price to 5,900. He lowered it after just two days, which says to me he’ll take even less.

The problem is I can’t get down there until Sunday unless I “don’t feel good” one day this week. Nevermind bringing a second person. Also I don’t really have any money at the moment... What the hell am I posting this for?

Thank you for supporting me in my continued efforts to be Everything Wrong With Oppo™

DISCUSSION (18)

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/23/2018 at 00:28

I’ll have you know I haven’t bought a new car in two years!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/23/2018 at 00:32

So you have an eye problem. You can’t see yourself going into work.

LongbowMkII > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/23/2018 at 00:34

Sounds like you need an s2000 instead

NKato > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/23/2018 at 00:35

You could always buy a piece of Oppo history: a damaged component from Killer Queen. :p

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
10/23/2018 at 00:39

Look at Mr. Monogamy over here

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > LongbowMkII
10/23/2018 at 00:39

For 5900, sure give it here

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > NKato
10/23/2018 at 00:39

Future Heap Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/23/2018 at 00:50

Where in Orygun? I could potentially meet you there Sat or Sun if you need somebody to egg you on, err, I mean, offer a reasonable second opinion, or watch your back or whatever (I have a yellow belt in grade school karate).

NKato > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/23/2018 at 00:50

It’ll even be autographed for the low, low price of free, though you'd have to pick it up.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Future Heap Owner
10/23/2018 at 00:53

It’s in some place called Greshem.